Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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