I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
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