I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
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Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
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I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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