The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
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I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
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I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
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