the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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