This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
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There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
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Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
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