Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I got her a Nickelback box set.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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