i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
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I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
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After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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