Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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