I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
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well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
How does it feel to date your dad?
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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