He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
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i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
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30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Damn victory sex feels great
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