So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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