Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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