ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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