How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
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And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
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Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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