if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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