Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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