Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
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she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
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I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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