Slut skills are useful in every country.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
They have beer where we have blood.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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