I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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