I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
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