is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain