Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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