you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
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I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
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You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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