Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
you will always have a special place in my vag
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
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I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
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He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
don't judge my taste in strippers
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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