Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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