Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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