He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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