I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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