She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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