YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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