Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
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I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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