So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
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