First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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