You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
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is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
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I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
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