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  Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy

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• (917): View more from New York City

  we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  We welcome drunken adversity.

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  With open legs.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.

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• (716): View more from New York

  My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.

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