Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
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I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
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I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.