My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
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Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
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this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.