The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
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I need you to use more vowels.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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