They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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