it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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