im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
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I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
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Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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