I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
did i just pee glitter
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
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