Do you still have your period?
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
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Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
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Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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