you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
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You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
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Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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