i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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