3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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