you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
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Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
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you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.