Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free