I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
just tell him i said nine months
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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