I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I am naked and annoyed.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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