Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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