Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
My feet surprised me
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