If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
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