I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
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Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
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He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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