I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I'm always down for nudity.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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