whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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